Johnny Quotes

"Mommy, do you know how much I love you? Around the world a google times!"
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"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"But"
But who?
"But why are you such a butt?

Isn't that a funny joke?!?"

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"Mommy, why am I almost always happy?"

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"I like to move it, move it." (repeated 20,000 times)

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"Some people don't like their brothers, but I do!"

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"Everyone is mean to me except God and Jesus!"

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"Mommy, I don't like that picture because your face looks fat.

You have a head like Sponge-Bob Squarepants."

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"God's Spirit makes us loving, happy, peaceful, patient, kind, good, faithful, gentle, and ssseeeelllfff-ccccoooonnnnttrrrooolllleed."

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"My daddy knows everything. But he doesn't know bad words."